Saturday, February 17, 2007

Ugh. Why would you wear those?

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Skinny jeans seem to be very "in style" right now. Why in the world would you wear them? They are so ugly!
First of all, they make your body look un-proportionate. Flared or boot cut jeans (like the picture on right) are SO much more flattering! No matter how skinny you are "skinny jeans" hug you in such a way that they make you look like a pear and they make your thighs and hips look so much bigger than they really are. If you wear pants with legs that don't hug all the way down they give you a much more flattering figure. They compliment and make your figure look much more proportionate.
When you wear regular pants they don't have to be super tight, and so you can get the size that actually fits you. For some reason, a lot of the people that wear these "skinny jeans" think they need to get pants a few sizes too small... when you do this you get a "muffin top" (you can't fit all of yourself into your jeans, and things hang out....yuck...) Jeans that fit you look SO much better! WHY IN THE WORLD DON'T PEOPLE WEAR THEM?!
Okay, moral of the story. If you think you absolutely have to wear these jeans, get a size that fits you. If you really want to look your best, get jeans that don't cling all the way down. You may think "it's my body, I can do what I want..." True, but we have to see it. Honestly, most of us don't want to see as much of you as some of these skinny jeans allow, and you will find that people feel much more comfortable around you if you just wear normal jeans.

8 comments:

Emmyann said...

Love it! I've been wanting to write about this very same subject and you just took the words right out of my mouth(which is a good thing) I love your blogs. U R so M-Azing, Lindsay! Luv ya!

Lindsay said...

Thanks Emilyann! (I hope I spelled your name right =S) I love reading your poem blogs! They are amazing!
Yeah, skinny jeans are one of my biggest pet peeves about the "Style" nowadays... I really don't care to be "in style" if I have to look like that! Yeesh!

FiddleWiz said...

Oh I so agree!! Skinny jeans are horrible! I'll stick with my favorite pair of flares... too bad they're pretty much falling apart!!

collinhead said...

Well I decided that y'alls need a guy point of view..

So. Not to be shallow and rude... And not that I make a habit of scoping out girls' butts, but I'm a guy, so I guess I would know. The picture of the flares is way hotter. The skinny jeans one looks... fat. And nobody can go anorexic over that comment, (and I'm sorry if that is someone you know.. :P) but.. yeah. And it's not like OMG FAT but it's like hmm. yeah. There you go!

Yesterday I totally wore the tightest pants you will ever see. Pretty much disgusting and really painful :D

Lindsay said...

Thank you Collin! YAY! So I got it right! Lol.....I just don't understand them....that's not to say straight leg jeans are bad, just the super skinny ones that suck way too tight way to much. =D

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Anonymous said...

In my case the only pair of jeans that I CAN wear are the flare style jeans-I don't really have the option of wearing the skinny style jeans. Darn you(short, stubby but may I add extremely muscular;) ) leg! I think that when other people wear the skinny style jeans it wakes their legs look funny!

Anonymous said...

my user name isn't working so don't worry ...this is Cassie Hess. But I love this BLog It is amazing I wonder why even guys wear those pants...sometimes tighter than the girls....But as long as we don't wer're okay....LOVE YA TONZ....
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